What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.
Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.
Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.
I know because this happened in school today...
Fml - Fuck My Life.
Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.
Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.
I know because this happened in school today...
by TxA. September 9, 2011
Get the fmlmug. Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.
Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
by Giggitygigants August 8, 2009
Get the FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)mug. Is the abbreviation for “fuck my life”
by GalaxyThing October 29, 2019
Get the FMLmug. While "FML" is commonly understood to mean "Fuck My Life," expressing frustration or disappointment, its true origin and original meaning differ. The acronym "FML" has been used for centuries in industrial contexts, particularly in Australia, to stand for "Find Me Labour." This term was historically used in work settings to request additional workers or to indicate a need for labour recruitment.
The first recorded use of the acronym "FML" (Find Me Labour) dates back to May 1825 in Australia. Lieutenant Henry Miller relocated the Moreton Bay penal colony from the Redcliffe Peninsula to the northern bank of the Brisbane River, citing its elevated position with access to water holes and refreshing breezes. On the contrary, the southern bank offered a cliff of rock, ideal for construction, and a fertile floodplain. However, the settlers encountered significant challenges, including a scarcity of resources and thick sub-tropical vegetation, making settlement arduous. Faced with these difficulties, Lieutenant Miller sent a message to Major General Sir Thomas Brisbane, succinctly stating "FML." By 1829, the number of prisoners in the settlement had soared from 200 to 1000, exacerbating the dire conditions faced by the convicts tasked with establishing the settlement.
The first recorded use of the acronym "FML" (Find Me Labour) dates back to May 1825 in Australia. Lieutenant Henry Miller relocated the Moreton Bay penal colony from the Redcliffe Peninsula to the northern bank of the Brisbane River, citing its elevated position with access to water holes and refreshing breezes. On the contrary, the southern bank offered a cliff of rock, ideal for construction, and a fertile floodplain. However, the settlers encountered significant challenges, including a scarcity of resources and thick sub-tropical vegetation, making settlement arduous. Faced with these difficulties, Lieutenant Miller sent a message to Major General Sir Thomas Brisbane, succinctly stating "FML." By 1829, the number of prisoners in the settlement had soared from 200 to 1000, exacerbating the dire conditions faced by the convicts tasked with establishing the settlement.
by MJA07 February 26, 2024
Get the FMLmug. 
Short for "Female Lead". Counterpart of "Male Lead". Used in the context of fiction, esp. romance novels. Sometimes called "Love Interest".
by Cheeseducksg June 25, 2023
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by drpokewolf March 13, 2018
Get the fmlmug.