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fml

What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.

Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.

Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.

I know because this happened in school today...
Emo's friend: Hey Can I borrow a pen?
Emo: OMG Fuck My Life (fml) I left them at home!
by TxA. September 9, 2011
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FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.
Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
by Giggitygigants August 8, 2009
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Damn bro i just got my sister pregnant fml
by The funt May 17, 2021
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this means Fuck My Life

for times when your more deppresed
OMG I JUST AIRDROPPED A PICTURE OF CLIPPY BEING FUCKED BY A FINGER TO MY SCIENCE TEACHER FML SSKSKASJDHASJSJDKSJK
by afurryafluffyonetobeexact November 14, 2022
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I have to do 3 tests this week...Fml.
by iiAer June 19, 2016
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girl - omg im so hungover fml

boy - oh my lord lol
by promiseave August 13, 2023
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by lolwtfmiyah September 22, 2017
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