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Me: searches for bunny rabbit
*sexual term comes up*
Me: excuse me what the fuck
by kittenbunny65 February 24, 2021
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Quantum Existence

The experience of Quantum Theory. The Particles within a box can be seen as thoughts within oneself. Expending energy and forming our attention towards the thought particle within, can provide a trade of energy because the very attention on a partical brings it into existence and simultaneously adds energy to it, allowing it to form, move and transition into another. This is Quantum Existence and is experienced by putting attention on the process of particle formation and transition into pure energy, resulting in continual human action and transformation, spawed from the root core of human language. This then has its influences all over existence, with a similar pattern that can be seen and conceptually derived from any human awareness. And with this awareness, quantum theory becomes most useful.
Quantum Existence is the inner and outer experiencing of Quantum Theory.
by Allyhall321 June 6, 2017
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Huttner Excuse

When you say something with an intention to foreshadow an excuse with the other person not knowing that’s your intentions, so when it’s eventually said the person it’s said to will understand your reasoning even though he/she that said it is not actually being serious.
Person 1: “There’s a chance I will be able to hang later but I might not be able to because I might have a baseball practice scheduled”

Person 2: “Okay, But that sounds a lot like a Huttner Excuse”
by LukeMasino7 January 14, 2021
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Huttner Excuse

When you say something to someone with the intention of foreshadowing an excuse you’re going to say at a later time, this way when you end up saying your excuse to the person who’s asking you they will then understand your reasoning because of what you said earlier.
Person 1 - “There’s a chance I will be able to hangout later but my coach might schedule a practice last minute
Person 2 - “Okay, but that kind of sounds like a Huttner Excuse”
by LukeMasino7 January 19, 2021
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hot girl excuse

A “Hot Girl Excuse“ is an excuse given by a woman who is emotionally incapable of informing a man that she is no longer interested in him.

The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.

The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.

The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.

If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.

Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.

Hot Girl Excuse Example:

“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
“So I asked Allison out for a third date but she told me one of her friends died and she wasn’t feeling like meeting up. I texted her a month later to see how she was doing, but she ghosted me… It looks like the dead friend was a hot girl excuse.”
by Weird187Mike August 1, 2021
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