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elvidence

Evidence that lends direct support or opposition to one of the many conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Elvis Presley.
New elvidence has been discovered in an abandoned Memphis studio proving Elvis recorded two new songs in 1989.
by brr101373 December 20, 2016
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Evidunce

A person who only knows how math works when it makes them money. Often scared, skeptical and slow to process statistical evidence that doesn't align with their self interest.
"The earth could be flat man, fuck Copernicus! How much money did we make this week?" questioned the complacent evidunce.
by TheLoneW@nderer January 13, 2021
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evidenctrey

a kind of blob that exists. aka evidence destroyer
evidenctrey is a blob
by Fongbao BG July 18, 2024
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Evidencable

The ability to show proof of something happening.
My coursework is evidencable
by GingerFluffy June 5, 2024
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evidunce

Corroborating proof dat is so obvious and irrefutable dat nobody of even severely-limited intelligence (policemen, judges, politicians, etc. often do not rise to this level of brain-capability) could fail to see it.
Even when presented with a mountain of evidunce, Tronald Dump and his fat-cat government cronies seem oblivious to it.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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no evidance i win

Used in serious debate to refute all arguments.

kinda op.
You - "You are sus"
Me - "No evidance i win"
You - *Btfo'd*
by racism is fucking cringe August 4, 2022
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