everybody loves raymond

we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does

neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same

by human i think February 3, 2023

And everybody clapped

Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.

Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?

by E hates Q February 21, 2023

Everybody

Everybody knows better. You don't think what you think. You don't think what you say you think. You should think what THEY need you to think. Your motivations can't be articulated. They can only be inferred. The contents of your mind aren't your own. You are a blank canvas who serves no purpose other than to be painted to illustrate the speculations of others. Framed to their liking and walked past dispassionately in the museum of life. Maybe one of the CURATORS will pay you some attention every once and a while. Explain to the mob what you mean. You have no ability to express yourself. You can't know the contents of your own mind. You can only be observed. And if they're wrong? Who gives a shit? IT doesn't matter. Even though IT is you.

Hym "Everybody know better. Even though they don't. It doesn't. It won't matter. You'll be dead soon... And it'll be like you had never existed at all..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Everybody and they mom's

This term is used when one is trying to exaggerate and talk about how someone socializes or communicates with a large group of people.

Person 1: I am not a social person.
Person 2: Oh really! Just last week you was telling everybody and they mom's about the shit that you were going through.

by Bitch Voss Ass December 12, 2018

everybody knows

a quote from the movie girl interrupted. this is used when “everybody knows” that to people are having sex

“everybody knows. everybody knows that he fucks you”

by wandasdeadkids September 30, 2022

and everybody clapped

a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement

Example
Rue: I can’t get clean, I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬

Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.

by feliciathegoat1 February 8, 2022

and everybody clapped

a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement, when they really sound corny; used as a noun & usually self serving but can also be interpreted as such from a completely unintentionally arrogant statement

Example:
Rue: I can’t get clean. I can’t do that shit forever.

Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).

Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?

Cassie: Yeah?

Rue: I have a quick question for you.

Cassie: What?

Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?

Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN

Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬

Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.

by feliciathegoat1 February 8, 2022