escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004

Dillinger Escape Plan

Insanely awesome math-metal/hardcore band. See kick ass

There's no other way to describe them.

by Ryan Collins August 30, 2005

escared

Colombian for 'scared'

Sra. Garcia: Dun't be escared to essplain yourself, in your next composition.

by Emma July 27, 2003

escape goat

"Escape goat" was said on-air in 2002 by UK Big Brother reality show contestent Jade Goody. Scorned by millions, usage picked up, and now it's widely said, by some knowingly aware of the joke, but others unknowingly. The mistake vaguely makes sense because people looking for a "scapegoat" are trying to "escape" blame.

"They were trying to use me as an escape goat," said Jade.

by geoffreyt February 20, 2009

escarlette

a wonderful girl whom is full of life and loved by those around her. the name is very uncommon just like the type of personality that person has.

WOW, isnt escarlette just amazing?

by back pack October 24, 2008

Escalade

A vehicle which inner-city morons with bad credit aspire to drive; much in the same way hillbillies aspire to own a fireworks stand.

"Fo shizzle, dat Escuhlay be duh mad phat, pimped out, and off duh hook, G!"

by Angry Man October 30, 2003

escape hatch

In the context of a blind date, an escape hatch is a pre-arranged call placed by a friend to your cell phone shortly after the start time of the date. If the date is going well, the call can be ignored. If the date is a nightmare so far, you answer, pretend that the caller is informing you of an emergency that requires your presence, then excuse yourself immediately. This allows you to cut the date short without embarrassing either party. The phrase can also refer to the friend who places the call.

You: Hey, I have a date with that guy from nerve.com at 8:00; can you be my escape hatch?
Friend: You want me to call you at 8:30 or 9:00?

by Theodora June 29, 2007