Erectious

Adjective; When a certain aspect of an individual tends to arouse others, typically used to describe the effect on males.

I saw Sandy in the hallway, I had to hide because her outfit was so erectious.

Have you seen Rob? His pecs are so erectious.

by Othryades April 30, 2013

primary elections

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.

Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.

by WittierThanThou October 13, 2014

North Korean Election

When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.

"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."

by koolmin23 November 9, 2019

election

A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."

This electionis a waste of time.

by Nezbit-the-cat January 30, 2005

Erection Day

How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect

(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"

by gnarlo January 31, 2008

affection erection

An erection which is sprung from a deep appreciation and love for something. This kind of erection is not gender specific, and there is no need to call a doctor if said erection lasts for more than 48 hours.

I have an affection erection for cheap tacos, pizza, or burgers after a long night of drinking.

by hsbones November 3, 2011

erection deflection

The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.

I was able to pull of the erection deflection in my english class.

by Whimbo February 7, 2006