full english brexit

The total and utter voiding of one's bowels typically occurring the morning after consuming a Full English Breakfast.

Tristan: I'll never understand why late 19th century colonialists short on toilet paper campaigning through the stifling Zululand summer heat would have though mixing bacon, eggs and baked beans could possibly have been a good idea.
Chris: Clearly they'd never experienced a Full English Brexit.
brexit full english breakfast

by Trizzle My Nizzle June 24, 2016

the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

by Ccs46 October 6, 2017

jake english

gay british prostitute

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him

by crabify October 2, 2021

i cannot englishy

Whom can not english/can not speak the English language.

"I cannot englishy.", said Mingi confidently to the Australian pharmacist.

by Wooyoung’s Ponytail Is Holy November 6, 2020

estuary english

An accent which is not considered RP or Cockney.
It is somewhat in between the two and features bits of both accents in some way or another.

Cockney & Estuary: 'will' is pronounced 'wiw'
RP & Estuary: 'hate' is pronounced with the 'h' and the 't'.
Estuary English: 'Hallway' is pronounced 'Haaw-way'

by MartM May 28, 2007

English People

Fucking bastards

"See those shite bag English people"

by Some lame Scottish lad August 17, 2018

English grammar

What many people lack.

"I brang some CDs" is an example of bad grammar.

by Not Another Teen Trend May 25, 2003