Education

Something you have to get while you are at school that claims help you later in your life

Mom: go to school and get your education

Kid: I don't need that shit. I'm going to die young

by Amyy17 October 6, 2016

educated drug dealer

A pharmacist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? "An educated drug dealer"

by luluskittles June 4, 2016

educatuon

The result of failed internal policy resulting in a profoundly unintelligent populace.

"Betsy DeVos is the president of the Educatuon system. I think. Maybe."

by Hankity Pankity April 18, 2017

education

slavery, fuck it

dude: i want to do education
*69 years later...*
dudes child: i want to do education
dude: suck it up it is gonna be hell

by p;dado January 25, 2019

educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members

Do you want to meet educated singles or a long term relationship?

by The educated singles club August 2, 2020

Education Perfect

A hub for the smartest kids in your school to spend hours a day grinding questions to earn meaningless points that contribute absolutely nothing at all to anything. You could grind that French EP for hours a day to get 2000 points but how about you get of discord, take a shower, and touch grass instead of your dick for once. And no, just because you spoke to a woman once it doesn't mean you're special in any way.

Smart Kid: YO I HAVE SO MANY POINTS ON EDUCATION PERFECT I AM BETTER THAN YOU
Chad: Stfu young one

by CheeseGrater69420 May 5, 2022

Education System

A useless system that is run very poorly, also a very unorganised and pointless system that ruins children’s lives and hasn’t been improvised since the industrial era in 1901.

“Why is school so boring and leaves students lost in their lives?”

Oh that’s just the education system

by Blackout000 December 15, 2022