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Eyeball Mausturebation

When you rub your eyes and you can not stop, sometimes moaning persist.
"Dude! Eyeball mausturebation was super intense last night! I couldn't take my hands off my eyes!"
"Whoa! Same, bro!"
by Diogourt December 21, 2014
mugGet the Eyeball Mausturebationmug.

Rectum Eyeball

Ryan lets do some Rectum Eyeball
by JoshKnock October 6, 2019
mugGet the Rectum Eyeballmug.

Eyeballs

the type of balls for your head and not your pee pee!
Your eyeballs are soooooo fun to play with!
by pineapple_yikes! June 25, 2018
mugGet the Eyeballsmug.

Eyeballing

You been eyeballing the 98 pound girl with the nunchakas and the ADHD again, you want some of that? She rolls with some Incredible Hulks, so watch out, them boys is rough!
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
mugGet the Eyeballingmug.

slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!
by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018
mugGet the slap your eyeballsmug.

eyeball ping-pong

When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.

Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?

Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.

Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
by BandH8r May 18, 2021
mugGet the eyeball ping-pongmug.

pee in my eyeball

when someone is a sexual sadist with unusual desires, they will ask you to pee in thier eyeball
Vidushi asks people to "pee in my eyeball "
by bib48584670 December 20, 2018
mugGet the pee in my eyeballmug.

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