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explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
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explosive queef

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.
"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014
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Explosive Penosis

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019
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sexclusive

Having sex with only one person, yet not dating them exclusively. The ability to date several people while having an understanding with one in particular that you are their only sex partner.
I couldn't have sex with Tito last night because Mike & I are sexclusive.
by Happy Sperm October 11, 2006
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Exclusionism

Exclusionism (noun exclusionist) is a Wikipedian philosophy advocating for exclusion of in-depth information in Wikipedia articles, in order to make it more "readable".
Exclusionism is contrasted with Inclusionism, wanting in-depth/large/multiple articles and Deletionism, wanting a few large articles.
by Secular leftist October 21, 2005
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explosive diarrhea

Liquid shit that comes out of the anus in a projectile manner.
Kim Kardashian is knwon for having chronic explosive diarrhea. Its really glamorous.
by Lindsay Vierheilig April 25, 2008
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explosive diarrhea

Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.
by nUk July 27, 2005
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