Homo-erection

When both partners of a gay couple have an erection at the same time

Are you having a Homo-erection?
No, i’m not gay

by the smartest one 69 December 13, 2019

Erectile Overfunction

When a penis is attracted to the nearest vagina by a magnetic force. Very powerful on a full moon (almost unstoppable). May result in female being torn in half starting at the vagina and taring through her head, if attraction is to powerful.

Quagmire: "Carl HELP!!! I have an erectile overfunction!!! I don't want any more blood on my penis!!!"

Carl: "I'm a dumb fuck."

by Double Dick Trickle January 8, 2012

Mexicanus Erectus

Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.

"Sick graffiti, homes. That Mexicanus Erectus got pissed off."

by Juan del Frijol June 30, 2011

Erectologist

A doctor that studies dicks

I went to my erectologist to get my penis examined

by DipnDaber January 23, 2019

EREH YEAGA

That guy everyone hates in Marly.
Gabi's rival
From other I think

EREH YEAGA 😡

by Mickeyfacey February 26, 2021

Erect Then Shag

Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.

He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.

Ten Hag: Harry Maguire is still a part of our project.

Man Utd fan: Erect Then Shag is on fraudwatch

by Bandz The Lord July 30, 2023

Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused

Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.

by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016