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endorsement bombing

On LinkedIn, you can add skills to others profiles by "endorsing them". Endorsing people for nonsensical skills — like "Fashion" for neck-beard computer programmers or "Ice Cream" for just about anyone — leads to hilarity for all.
Oh man, I spent some time endorsement bombing the shit outta Josh the other day. His mom is gonna flip when she see he's recommended for his Bondage skills.
by killa_dilla May 12, 2014
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endocycled heracrossian

Fuckin dumbass nigga named brandon fr though fuck that lil nigga he a whole inch smaller then me and i fucking hate him nibba can go suck off donny or some shit ya feelin? yeah fuck that nigga smn
wow look at that endocycled heracrossian couldnt be me smd
by Tyfuse July 9, 2020
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compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.
"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"
by Aeiouza December 26, 2013
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terms of endorkment

any term given to a friend to describe what a geek they are, because of their choice of clothing or their choice of unusual word usage.
In the Big Bang Theory show, the characters use many terms of endorkment to describe their friends weird behaviors.
by Captain Cuda Bong July 18, 2011
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Built like the gable end o' a fiver

Someone who is slim built like the thin end of a five pound note.
Person 1: "are you going for a run"
Person 2: "no a dinnae dae that, you dinnae need tae either, yer built like the gable end o' a fiver
by Cami Campbell March 4, 2017
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endoplasmic reticulum

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting
by eggfoo March 12, 2003
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endogenous

en·dog·e·nous adj.

Produced or growing from within.
Originating or produced within an organism, tissue, or cell: endogenous secretions.
True digestibility excludes the measurement of endogenous substances.

My jizz is produced endogenously within my penis.
by CaDick February 21, 2006
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