Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Diaper rash

A rash found on a baby's bottom. The result of wet or dirty diapers being worn for extended periods of time, without being changed. Bulky or thickly padded diapers rubbing against a baby's tender bottom, inducing irritation, otherwise known as diaper rash. A red, sore, swollen, pimple like rash on a baby's bottom.

The baby's diaper rash was confined to the elasticized openings of the rubber pants.

Babies who wear cloth diapers suffer less occurances of diaper rash, compared to babies who wear disposable diapers.

Babies in the daycare centre sometimes got diaper rash from wearing rubber pants outside on a hot day.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 28, 2006

cloth diapers

Cloth diapers are diapers that can be laundered and used over and over again, multiple times. Fashioned out of soft absorbent material such as flannel, birdseye cotton, or gauze, cloth diapers are most commonly fastened with safety pins and worn with protective waterproof panties over top. Traditional old-fashioned cloth diapers are rectangle or square in shape, sheet styled in appearance, and require folding in order to be used on a baby or child. Standard traditional cloth diapers are white in colour.

In the dayhome we strictly used cloth diapers on all of the children.

The kids ran around inside the home wearing nothing but rubber pants and cloth diapers.

The child toddled around in loosely pinned cloth diapers.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. December 11, 2006

Diaper Party

This is the male equivalent to a baby shower. When the mother of the child has a baby shower, the father of the child has a Diaper Party, at which his buddies (usually the significant others of the women attending the baby shower) bring cases of diapers and beer.

Hey man, is your Diaper Party the same day as the baby shower?

by Raver047 July 31, 2009

Double diaper.

The action of using two diapers to diaper a baby or child with, instead of one. Most mothers who use cloth diapers on their children, double diaper. Related to cloth diapering. A method of diapering used by parents and babysitters to increase the absorbency of a child's diapers.

Double diaper-double diaper.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 28, 2006

Goodie drawer

A drawer that holds all of your "pleasure" items, suchs as dildos, vibrators, and toys. It may also contain condoms.

Do YOU have a goodie drawer?

by jmadnomoney March 25, 2011