drain the weasel

To take a piss (male).

John rises.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.

by juicystargirl August 7, 2006

Drain

Verb. To drain someone is to make a person feel emotionally drained and angry, upset etc by means of offloading you're personal problems onto them.

See also Drainer

"And he made me feel so down, telling be all about bloody Cathy!"
"Honestly honey, don't let him drain you like that."

by Words4Lifee May 20, 2014

drain babies

Jacking off in the shower having the tadpoles go down the drain, thus creating drain babies

I was horny before work so I made some drain babies to save time.

by Ted Worthington August 25, 2005

Drain the Omelete

Euphamism for female masturbation

"Sucks for Jacob, he could hear his sister dranining the omelete in her room all night last night."

"That bitch Sally really needs to drain the omelete."

by idriveavdub March 5, 2005

Name Drain

When a person continuously name-drops somebody who they admire, more often than not a person who isn't famous, merely a nobody who has gained cult status in one person's eyes.

1: "Yeah, I have a friend called Tom. He's quite awesome."
2: "Okay."
1: "He once drank, like, 16 beers in one night"
2: "Sweet. You been on YouTube lately?"
1: "Yeah! Tom has an account on there, he's got loads of dope material"
2: "Right... you want to go play football?"
1: "Yeah. Let me call Tom, see if he wants to come"
2: "I was thinking just a quick game"
1: "Dude! Tom loves quick games!"
2: "AHHH! Name Drain! Why don't you just go and suck Tom off?"

by Redlineonhill February 13, 2008

draft

Tool implemented by governments so that citizens of countries are forced to put their lives on the line fighting wars over values and ideas that do not necessarily reflect their own. From what I understand this is usually done randomly through a lottery system!

1. Since we don't have enough people enlisting in the armed forces we will now reinstate the draft and force you to die for this country. Ain't freedom great?

by Shawn June 1, 2004

draining the pipe

draining the pipe snake
draining the snake
pipe=penis
simply peeing from a cock...penis...

I had to drain the pipe after binging on that last 40...
draining the pipe

by blthrskt March 26, 2009