Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

billet doux

a personal letter to a loved one expressing affection.

My boyfriend wrote me the sweetest billet doux during our anniversary.

by spoiledprincess19 May 23, 2009

dirty doubling doodler

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot

"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

by DirtyDoublingDoodler May 25, 2014

Mr. Douchebag

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That

Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive

by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

Doutei

Japanese slang for a male virgin.

Phil is a doutei,

by Mizuni April 5, 2010

Double Crack

When you are in a car with other people and have to fart really badly you let a little crack go and open crack the windows open very little but increase as you let more fart go

John opened the window a crack every 20 seconds as he was farting a little in between. John was double cracking

by akararules July 27, 2010

Double-wink

When a girl looks into a guys eyes and double-winks or 'blinks' in a cute seductive way to say she's into him.

"Hey dude I think she's really into you, she just gave you a double-wink"

by loopylousy August 27, 2013