Magnum dong

What Danny DeVito has

I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong

by https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6 July 6, 2020

omegalong dong

Stands those people whose dong length exceeds their iq.

random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.

by omegalong dong user March 27, 2021

remains sexy while doing so

A phrase that can be added to any headline involving somebody, (usually a celebrity), who can be 'doing' anything yet it does not impede on their inherent sexiness; this person has a special tendency to remain sexy in situations where others would look a hot mess.
Originated from the Oh No They Didn't Live Journal community, where headlines about the rapper T.I. are usually concluded with the phrase.

T.I. appears in court, remains sexy while doing so.

by WashableMarkers October 30, 2008

dongbar

An armbar applied by Donk Sik Yoon and is rumored to be taught to him by God who, momentarily, found himself caught in one and was obliged to tap. The DongBar is rumored to be stronger than the Ricksonbar.

Person 1:Dude, did you see the Dongbar last night?

Person 2: I tried but the awesomeness blinded me for several seconds.

by kakalukia November 15, 2007

Doing the Lokomotion

Getting blacked out from drinking too many Four Lokos and dancing like a retard

Look at Jones doing the Lokomotion over there. What a lightweight bro-hater.

by loco for the Lokos July 11, 2010

dongerino

Dongerino, refers to a person, or a follower of the donger. All hail the mighty donger.

You coperino frappucino pasterino the wrong dongerino

by Dazerino November 29, 2013

Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011