Krio docker

The latest celebrity fad, a Krio docker is similar in most respects to a space docker; however, it is harder, lasts longer, and made in a Kriotherapy chamber! It's a turd in a condom - left to freeze in a Krio chamber - before being used as a high-end dildo

David: Let's go get our Krio's on at the Turkish baths.
Patrick: Sounds like a plan, you bringing the equipment?
Chris: Well duh. I'm gonna get me a new set of Krio dockers!

by JD99 February 13, 2009

docker

A homsexual male who enjoys taking it up the arse. also gains pleasure from shoving metal rods up his urethra and like to participate in doing this with other males.

1st Man: "Ur a twat!"
2nd Man: "Well ur a Docker!"
1st Man: "Thats Fuckin harsh!!"

by Fred Jameson A.K.A Docker Hater June 9, 2004

Doker

a fine descriptive for the penis, usually reserved for conversations with blue collar working folk or for tall tales with your friends.

"of course the broad was hot! i had to slap her the doker twice last night!

by deuce October 3, 2003

dooker

browneye- "where the sun don't shine"

The prisoner took it straight vertically up the dooker

by Michael Johnson December 27, 2003

dooker

"the shit" the coolest of cool.

Yo! that's dooker! How much did you pay for that? I want to buy one of those for my cousin.

by Manuel. October 27, 2003

docker

To Give Aids To Anything with a pulse.

I dockered Some Bitch Last Night

by Crigga September 7, 2006

Dooker

a loud, yet not smelly fart

I dropped a dooker

by Fuck Boy March 17, 2003