ditzer

Naïve, stupid, slow to figure out things, has a dumb look on their face a lot, makes stupid and not funny jokes, forgets what they where going to say a lot. A ditzy person, male or female.

Think of dumb blondes like Jessica Simpson, now shes a real ditzer.

by Alana Stewart March 28, 2008

ditz bitch

usually female in gender, typically thought of as, although not predominantly or necessarily blond, but always less than impressive in verbal and communication skills. Sometimes has trouble walking and talking concurrently.

I did not understand one thing that ditz bitch was saying.

by R M E June 26, 2008

dizzy

when you are super drunk, or you're drinking and becoming drunk you are getting dizzy

fuck that girl is so dizzy right now

by dizzzyyyyyyzyzyz June 18, 2011

dity

Did it to yourself

Lucy: Dude, my life sucks.
Dinah: What happened?
Lucy: I got turnt up the night before my final, got blackout drunk, vomited on myself, and then missed the exam.

Dinah: DITY. (pronounced as di-ty/diddy)

by nyanceh September 26, 2014

ditz

a giddy or frivolous person (often female)

Brittany Spears is such a ditz.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Dizzy Gillespie

The act of pulling one's face tightly towards the rectum whilst receiving the standard version of a Rusty Trombone which creates a seal around the anus with the lips. The Dizzy Gillespie (DG) provider then flagulates causing the receiver's (Dizzy Gillespie'ed) facial cheeks to expand, giving the appearance of the legendary trumpet player, Dizzy Gillespie.

Dizzy Gillespie-(v.) I was getting my salad tossed, then I reached back and pulled her head in tight and let one rip! That bitch got Dizzy Gillespie'ed!!!

by Maximus Carontus March 19, 2007

ditz bag

Combination of the words ditz and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is a ditz and a douchebag.

That girl is such a ditz bag.

by Christopher J. Orcutt January 27, 2005