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Distortled

"how was last night?"
"it was full on distortled!!!"
by benyousuck November 22, 2011
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Distopiacrat

a progressive politician, political appointee, or civil servant who is dedicated to the proposition that it is only through submission and absolute obedience to the state will the masses know peace. Seeks to bring Orwellian politics to reality.
The distopiacrats have enacted a new PSA for euthanasia - "Why put it off - go out on your terms! Now, please, citizen." It's a hoot - and even has a link to order your own do-yourself-off-at home kit.
by Mr. History July 6, 2015
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Distextia

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.
A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"
by LonePollux October 23, 2017
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DistortedSaturn

A good boi and snake lover but don't you ever insult him in anyway unless you want to have the biggest no u battle in your life
Seriously. Don't insult DistortedSaturn he is a good boi
by yoshi103109 January 26, 2019
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DistortedVideos

Meme account popular on Twitter and Instagram that takes other popular videos from online and distorts them.
Guy: Hey you see this video DistortedVideos made? It's hilarious
Girl: What is this? I can barely understand what they're saying.
Guy: It's funny though right?
Girl: Uh... sure.
by montemole July 19, 2019
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Discordian

Hey discordian

Hi I’m chenoa🤓
by Kvwe September 9, 2020
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Discordian

It's like the word 'American' but used for anything that has an origin coming from the social media platform Discord or someone who spends a lot of time on said platform, gaining them the title of a Discordian, like how someone who lives in America is called American. Discordians are a wild bunch of people, all of them ranging different personality traits but you're likely to find that they're usually gamer of some sort.
Person A: Hey have you found any cool people yet?
Person B: Yeah. There's this one really hot guy who's a Discordian
Person A: Oh my god!! What a catch~
by Hypotension October 11, 2020
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