Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.
A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.
A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.
Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.
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Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.
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A word to define someone or something. when calling someone swag-dilly foolish you’re basically calling them a fool and a bitch, or just saying they have a foolish side to them. When using swag-dilly foolish to describe a person, it typically means that it’s a specialty of their personality. Swag-dilly foolish can also be used to describe an object or action as stupid.
1. “Nah kaden ain’t a bitch, he’s straight up swag-dilly foolish”
2. “Look at that clown statue, it looks so swag-dilly foolish it kinda makes me laugh”
2. “Look at that clown statue, it looks so swag-dilly foolish it kinda makes me laugh”
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Get the crotch-o-diles mug.A situation where you feel deeply proud of an action only to realise that the act, however magnificent or unique, cannot be shared with others without revealing something private and shameful.
He emerged from the public restroom feeling liberated and youthful. His mind often returned to the girthy behemoth that he'd left behind. He reflected with pride at how much of his product was above the waterline. His reverie was cut short by the realisation that despite his Herculean effort, this was far too shameful to share with his friends.
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
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