dickweed

an exotic plant used to pleasure yourself with

Erin could really use a dickweed right now to get some enjoyment.

by Alyssa 123456789 February 18, 2008

dickweed

a unwanted pubic hair

William is a dickweed,William has a dickweed
lachie likes women with dickweeds

by Sk8eR_pUnK November 6, 2006

dickweed

1.when you cut off your pubes and smoke it as if it were marijuana...hence the name "WEED"

i ran out of dope so a did a hit of dickweed instead

by gregnarkill December 7, 2006

dickweed

To be that of more than a dick, including stoners of sorts, clueless dicks.

SLOW down dickweed!

by TEh Distrubed onE June 19, 2008

Dickweed

Someone who is as irritating as a weed growing in your dick would be. Especially within a short amount of time of being around that person. Usually someone that you know but is truly more accurate when used on a stranger that manages to accomplish said irritation.

Joel is such a dickweed, he hasn't even been home for five minutes and I want to kill him.

by JessterKing November 30, 2009

dickbeaters

the art of putting a better grip on a tool/wrench to tighten or loosen a bolt, cap, or nut.

I hand to use my dickbeaters to get that cap off that jar

by Roox December 1, 2011

DICKWEED

A doofy ideoitic nerd. A rediculous fool. A late bloomer.

Billybob don't wear no underpants. I told you he was a total dickweed.

by atomica October 28, 2009