Urban Dicktionary

A term for the words on Urban Dictionary that are profane or inappropriate, and are incredibly irrelevant.

1: So then we did a Urethra Franklin.
2: What's that?
1: Look it up on Urban Dicktionary.

3: He got Goblin Punched
4: That sound like a word from Urban Dicktionary

by anonymousjulianstudent69 June 9, 2011

Dicktionary

The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed

Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?

by Marky Mark Fa Sho June 20, 2008

dicktionary

The "little black book" used by a slutty female; contains phone numbers of her male booty calls.

Carol: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.

by Swivelnuts August 14, 2011

An Urban Dicktionary

1. A dumb ass person who thinks they're smart.

2. A ghetto version of a know-it-all. An intelligent minority.

1. Dude1: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Dude2: well aren't you an Urban Dicktionary.

2. Guy1: Man I wish I had an Eggs-Box 360!
Guy2: Its called an X-Box dumb ass.
Guy1: Well excuse me mister Urban Dicktionary!
Guy2: I'm just trying to educate your ass.
Guy1: Yea but you don't have to be an Urban Dicktionary about it.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Dicktionary

When a girl has the choice of having sex with a plethora of different men and she cant decide who to have sex with so she looks at their penises to decide.

"I couldnt decide who to sleep with, so i had to look in the Dicktionary.

by Prezodent Nixon January 21, 2011

Sickation

Sickation - when one has no vacation time left for the year at work, he or she may resort to use what is known as "sickation". Sick time taken off from work when in reality you were just out of vacation time.

"Hey, I noticed Hoppy is not at work today, is he sick?"
"No he is on sickation again!"

by JFred SUT December 16, 2009

Dicktionary

A dictionary for all the different ways you can say penis.

"Is tally-wacker still an accepted way to say penis?"

"I dunno let me check my dicktionary"

by Hellersyez May 23, 2013