If you are from Bootle you have a default personality
You can not think for yourself, you can only be given instructions
You can not think for yourself, you can only be given instructions
by Legend1287 April 2, 2009
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guy 1: "DUDE! NO ONE LIKES MY PROFILE PIC! BACK TO THE DEFAULT DEFAULT!"
guy 2: "yah, your default default is pretty cool."
guy 2: "yah, your default default is pretty cool."
by bajesus666 March 2, 2011
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Rating used to describe how bad you have to shit. Best used during long trips:
Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.
Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.
Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.
Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour
Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.
Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE
Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.
Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.
Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.
Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour
Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.
Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE
Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 2 alert! If you value your seats, you'll pull over at the next stop.
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Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
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Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
by zibbazabba905 May 5, 2011
Get the Defacon mug.Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
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Get the default crush mug.A general rule applied to any androgynous person or character. Often used in relation to emasculate emos and goths. The rule states that if one cannot determine the individual's gender within 5 seconds, the person in question is automatically a man, or dude.
by Lacedaemonius October 30, 2010
Get the dude by default mug.So while this boy racer was poppin' his nizzle ho in da backseat at the mall carpark, I ninjaed over and defaecated in the passenger window. Ownzd.
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