Derek

A Derek has many positive and negative qualities...

Negative:
-Appears to be a jackass when first meeting him
-Makes jokes that can cause people to take offense and doesn't lower his voice and often makes these jokes in public
-Obsession with bands like Owl City
-Occasionally doesn't brush his teeth....

Positive:
-Once you get to know him, he is generous and loving
-Cares about his friends and would do anything for them
-Passionate about the things that matter to him
-Encouraging and honest

So...if you can get past first impressions, a Derek is a life long friend. One tip for all Derek's is to step up and tell the girl you like or love how you feel. Stop being so sensitive and just go for it!

"Dude, I can't believe he just said that!"
"You just don't know him yet. Derek is actually a good guy."
"How can you stick up for someone who tells those kinds of jokes?"
"Well...he's a Derek. Under that jackass surface...there's a real sweet heart. He just doesn't show it at all times.."
"A Derek you say...."

by TEAMDEREK! April 7, 2010

Derek

An asshole that doesn't know when too quit

"oh meh gud Derek did ye leave the tolet set up"

by Kryterior January 15, 2019

Pulling a Derek

When one pulls the school fire alarm and uses the excuse "I didn't think it would work" when questioned about the incident.

Derek pulled the red lever of the wall, a teacher aproches and asks "Why would you do such a thing" Derek replies "I didn't think it would work". This is known as pulling a Derek

by pokemon master 69 December 26, 2008

Dirty Derek

When having sex with a girl from behind, you gag yourself, making yourself vomit. Use the vomit to lube up your hand, and insert it into the womans ass, fisting her ass while you are doing her doggy style.

Last night, I gave Heather the Dirty Derek. She loved every minute of it.

by Kyle Christie July 20, 2008

Derek

Derek, ahhhh hands down the most amazing person to exist. You are my person all the way, Derek although you are your basic Aries you have grown into such a perfect man, the one that I am going to marry to be exact. This year has morphed into what will be forever. 2018 was very rocky we both know that, some situations so tough and usually ones that tear others apart. But not us. We are still standing today and stronger than ever. Happy 1 year Anniversary to you my lovey. Thank you for being everything and so much more than I can ask for. You are always the one there for me through everything and I hope I am that person for you. I wouldn't want to be anywhere in this world with anyone besides you. You were placed in my life at the time you were for a reason, and look at us now we have so much goals together. We both want to get married, grow together, save people and every creature on this planet just as you saved me. You brought me out of a dark time, a time of change a time where I was lost within myself and not only did I find myself but I found me through my bestfriend & my soulmate.

"Omg is that Derek?" "UGHHH just look at him!! He's perfect"
"I am going to marry himmmm."
"Derek? yep thats my bestfriend."

by Miss Madison December 4, 2018

Derek Anderson

Noun,a quarterback who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn,and somehow manages to maintain a completion percentage UNDER 50 percent even with a talented receiving corp.

Browns Fan:"Ugh Derek Andersuck just went 13/37 in a game"

Ravens Fan:"hahahah, you guys have the worst qb in the whole world, Derek Anderson sucks monkey testicles

by goddardgodd March 30, 2009

Derek

A sexy, nerdy looking, built, hot, & smexxy guy who's younger or older than you, but just a year's difference.
lives down your street, and you can't wait to hook up w/ him.
nothing better than a neighboorhood relationship.. it's easier to sneak out at night;)♥

"Damn, look at that sexy ass girl... oh wait, I'd better watch out for Derek" D:

by ishhnishhh May 11, 2011