*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.
by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019
Get the Post Mole Defecate Syndrome mug.A compound word from; Defacate- To void feces from the bowels or "Shit", and the word Definitely- Refers specifically to a judgment or description that serves as a standard or reference point for others or "Ya". Baisically Shit Ya!
by Poonslammer May 1, 2012
Get the Defacately mug.A foul, semi-loose and Mr. Whippy style steaming pile of shit that resembles the Italian dessert ‘affogato’ (made by pouring espresso over gelato). Typically experienced after a big night spent drinking ale, followed by an undercooked kebab on the way home.
“Mate, after that session on the beers I left a filthy defeccato in my girlfriend’s toilet. It blocked the u-bend for days, she was not impressed!”
by TommyTank69 December 31, 2019
Get the defeccato mug.failure when u couldnt open the cookie jar in your attic and u got an F- on all your tests for the last 16 years
by fbbdkbokdkboko May 18, 2020
Get the defeated mug.Similar to deskfecation, but a modification that entails shitting in the top drawer of a coworker’s desk with seniority.
Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.
by shithouse_poet42 May 24, 2023
Get the desecration by deskfecation mug.by postmachoguy January 20, 2009
Get the ceramic defecatorium mug.The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.
Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "
Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n June 2, 2011
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