decrapitated

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.

I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.

by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

D3crypted

A wonderful person who loves music. They love doors and their friends. If you met them, it would feel like you knew them for years. They are a lil awkward but they will open up to you. They also curse a lot when they argue with people. If you were hurt by someone, they will be there to comfort you and ‘attack’ the person who hurt you. You can always depend on them even if they are miles away.

Hey! You are such a D3crypted!
I am so glad to be friends with a D3crypted!!
OWO there is a D3crypted! UWU

by BananaCheezCake November 17, 2019

upper decky

When someone places a Zyn (nicotine pouch) in their upper lip, it is referred to as an upper decoy

Buddy got buzzed last night with the upper decky ferda

by Abow69 February 14, 2023

decoy

When a group ugly of men or women has an attractive person accompany them social events to attract the opposite sex.

I wasw fooled into introducing myself to these chicks because of their decoy.

by Darrell (Pops) Wilson February 23, 2008

decoy

The female friends you hang out with to attract more women coming to you.

Guy 1: Why are you spending money on these girls when they do not put out for you?
Guy 2: Man, they are decoys, I got plenty of bi***ches off of them!!

by LexicalBoomer January 12, 2020

decrapitize

To decrapitize means to clean your place of all the shit that just sits around and collects dust. Pack-rats will identify with this more, but you clean freaks might not get it.

You can clean house, but still there are piles of shit and other useless stuff that just lays around until you decrapitize and get all that shit out. Decraptization is mandatory when moving out.

I finally decrapitized my room and can see the floor now.

by b April 9, 2005

The Decoy

A picture of yourself looking like a clown, printed on a 8.5x11 or larger piece of paper. It just screams "who wants to invest in printer ink?". It must tell corny jokes through chat bubbles. The decoy is used in a homeroom class at school so you can place the decoy at your regular seat and go sit with your friends.

The decoy fooled everyone and caused a big distraction in homeroom.

by Bob Decoymaker November 28, 2011