Deadlock

A situation between 2 people where each is waiting for the other's task to finish, so nothing gets done. When you walk down a narrow hallway, and you go to one side so they can get by, then the other person goes to the other side, blocking you again...that is deadlock. Deadlock is also when you go shopping with your mom in a strip mall and you don't say where to meet each other, so you go looking in store A while your mom looks for you in store B, then you get the idea that she's looking in store B, so you go there at the same she decides to look in store A. Named after the computer processing term of the same name.

I always get deadlock when walking down the aisles at the convenience store, they are so narrow.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 5, 2006

dealershipped

This is when someone goes to the car dealership for any car problems/issues. Customers with warranties may deal with the dealership a lot because their car problems are covered/looked at for free.

"You know the only reason I stay dealershipped up is because of that warranty."

by JDubb83 May 29, 2009

Deadom

Edgy, often violent sex.

Person 1: That girl scratched me up so hard i was bleeding for like an hour
Person 2: Sounds like she's into Deadom

by Sydnomer May 2, 2019

Dealersgrip

Daddy, our lord and savior

Mod on the biggest lz server on discord

Dealersgrip is a a based man

by Massivedumptruckass May 17, 2021

Awkward Deal

When an awkward situation happens and you get a positive outcome.

"Dude some Homeless guy gave me 100 dollars"
"Thats an awkward deal"

by Wooplah April 24, 2009

Leb-Deal

A deal made by a Lebonese man or woman that strictly benefits only them.

Synm~ Lebbed

Friend: I bought a gun from a lebonese man and found out after that I had been ripped off.

Me: That's what I call a Leb-Deal.

You just got Lebbed!!!!

by JEyall September 2, 2016

Wanna dealer

One who is a wanna be drug dealer. He thinks he is legit, but he actually just sells bags with tic tacs in them for a fortune.

That wanna dealer gave me the effing mint flavor!

by Leedel leedel leedel leedel December 5, 2016