david draiman

Frontman of the band Disturbed

The albums:
The Sickness
Believe

by jack April 14, 2005

Davided

When a girl asks you to a dance or anything in front of class and all you can say is yes or you'll look like a dick

"Fuck! I got Davided by Michelle in math earlier today."

by Shu Willis May 4, 2016

David Negru

Me

Hello David Negru

by David Negru April 7, 2021

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

david

David is a sweet guy that cares for his friends and, has amazing hair ,strong,handsome , is a panda(spirit animal),loves rock ,is a sucker for sour patch kids but will always try to make it fair and when he can he feels bad after wards ,and wants every one to know they are wanted.

Girl 1:have you meet that guy

Girl 2:yeah he's such a David

by jsjchhwjdjsiaowmnd bc hdh February 7, 2015

Dirty David

the act of defecating into a tube sock, and slinging it around, releasing it in the direction of a large person, as in the biblical story of David and Goliath. If properly executed, the dump-filled sock will splatter on said large person.

"My little brother totally tried to Dirty David my dad when he took his phone away last night!"

by Squawkin' Ibis September 1, 2011

David and Diana

A unique love, so rare there are no words written to define it. If you are lucky enough to feel a love so strong and so gloriously all consuming, its a David and Diana.

Look at that loved up couple, thats a David and Diana for sure!

by jazzyjo January 8, 2014