Medium Double Double

The most common sugar and cream combination for coffee from Tim Hortons. Two creams and two sugars. Perfection in a paper cup.

Drive Through Person: Welcome to Tim Hortons, how can I help you?
Patron: Yea, can I get a Medium Double Double?
Drive Through Person: Yes, will that be all?
Patron: Yea.
Drive Through Person: Thank you, please drive through.

by Rooks January 27, 2008

Double Dongo

When the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina or anus.

We were having sex anyway, so I figured, why not go for the Double Dongo, Bess will probably love it. She didn't.

by Woody Tobias, Jr. February 16, 2009

Double Dutch Douche

An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.

A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.

by Mollena September 9, 2016

Double dog damned

Yes the same phrase used in Hateful Eight but also a higher form of saying I'll be damned when someone with a southern accent says this phrase you know it's either really good or really bad maybe a bit of both

Guy 1: yo remember your phone you lost

Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: look on the floor
Guy 2: sees phone "well I'll be double dog damned

by Dont_panic_im_hispanic October 9, 2019

Double Doggystyle Damn

A quote used by Jay from the Kubzscouts most often when he's roasting a video game/character.

"I don't give a double doggystyle damn"

by lilairri October 28, 2021

Twitter Double-Double

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.

Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"

John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"

by mdale July 18, 2013

Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004