dog shit player

that one kid on the team who cant hit the fucking baseball for his life

kid1. *falls

kid2. your a dog shit player

by jaqueveontavious September 27, 2020

Dog shit-eating knob gobbler

Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican

Jose V. cuz he is a buttfucking homo as well

by Doucherag December 18, 2004

Dougshit

Similar to bullshit.
Used to describe any type of bullshit - or any conversation, for that matter - uttered by a person called Doug, in relation to anything concerning... well, anything.

"I'm getting all my wages this week dear"...

"What complete Dougshit"...

by blackdog365 April 29, 2009

Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

by Rock it February 15, 2010

dog shit

Simple Plan is synonymous with dog shit.

"Dude! I just saw dog shit in concert!"
"Wow, you're cool..."

by Uber Chicken August 20, 2004

watering a dog shit garden

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

by jun nakane July 9, 2007

DOG SHIT

Spectrum internet is dog shit because it fucking blows more dick than Mia Khalifa and Brandi Love combined. I fucking hope Spectrum goes bankrupt.

Gamer: fuck our DOG SHIT internet, 500 ping to na east fortnite servers my ass
Autist1: Our internet is amazing!
Autist2: We don't need new internet, ours is so good we can watch tv on it !! :O
Gamer: >:( u guys are autistic

by nkuyng May 19, 2018