Dipto

A round man

You see that Dipto over there, he must taste good.

by GOBOB March 2, 2022

Dittorhea

The condition one generally has after eating and digesting a Ditto Pokemon when it is time to poop it out.

Jessie: James... you alright in there?
(poop noises)
James: My poop is pink Jessie! My ass is burning! Gahhh who told you eating a Ditto would give me it's powers? I have Dittorhea!
Jessie: James' butthole blasting off again...

by bertboyman May 28, 2019

Dettol

Donald's almighty cure for coronavirus.

"can you meet up today?"
"oh no sorry I've got coronavirus"
"don't worry, just inject some dettol in your lungs, you'll be fine, Trump said so"

by .chickenwing October 10, 2020

Names on urban dictonrary

When you search a name on urbqn dictonrary and a big wall of text comes up about how perfect people with that name are

Jarmk♡●♤■: nick is a big dicked Chad who always gets action whether hes playing foot ball or basketball 😘😘
Bigpussmasher87: cant even search names on urban dictonrary

by Bigpussmasher87 October 30, 2019

social distortion

Social Distortion: one of the only punk-surviving bands today. They rock like no one has ever done before.

Mommy's Little Monster, Ball and Chain, Prison Bound, Story of my Life

by Jax August 27, 2004

dittomonkey

A radid Rush Limbuagh fan

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

social distortion

One of the seminal Orange County (California) punk bands. The Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, the Rolling Stones all f--ked in a blues bar...and out came Social D. Great band, defined as "refusing to sell out in order to sell more records."

Blink 182 is no Social Distortion. The Vandals were Social Distortion until they released their last crappy album.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003