Cumstapated

The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body.

We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it.

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

Cumstered

Being used as a cum dumpster

OMG, Sally, I was cumstered at the frat party last night by like everyone.

by Purple_Nurpl July 17, 2015

self inflicted cumshot

When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.

'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''

by jamaicanpearl December 27, 2011

cumswap offspring

A son or daughter procreated by a man skeeting into a girls mouth and said girl spits into another girls spread vagina lips.

male: Dayum girl i didnt know you were pregnant?

female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.

male: oh.....

female: yeah.

by ogmudbone69 October 17, 2010

anal cumshot

To ejaculate onto the ass of a woman, usually after anal sex and often into an open asshole.

Girl: "You gonna give me an anal cumshot?"
Guy: "Yeah if you hold it open for me"

by the butt buster November 27, 2009

Cumshaft

A shaft that you can fall into that it made out of cum and you can mine it. It is very dangerous but it does give houses to the homeless

I got caught in a cumshaft and I had to mine my way out fucking every homeless person I could see they died none of they survived after I was through with them. I have rested their souls as a life source and go out when I got out I had infinite but power and killed and raper every women I saw

by Senor cockandballpenis November 3, 2019

cumshart

A wet fart of cum and poo.

After Nate and James had sex, James let out a cumshart that splattered cum and shit on his underwear.

by Skeetl September 15, 2008