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Cockmageddon

Cockmageddon came from the sky and blew up our home planet of vaginatown.
by Bbozic July 22, 2011
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Cockmarket

\ˈkäk mär-kət\

A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012
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CockMantis

Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.
That CockMantis is HUGE! Lets eat it!
by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008
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Cucksauce

Being a lame old cuck who doesn't know what cuck means.
You sir are cucksauce.
by CakeAndBake84 March 1, 2017
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cucktator

In government, an absolutist or autocratic ruler who assumes sole power over the state and happens to be a cuck.
The " administrative cucktator " held office for at least six months.
by Unicorqueef February 7, 2019
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cuckmmunist

A cuckmmunist is either a libtard anarcho-communist, a libtard social-democrat or an edgy 12 year old kid who approves of radical leftist ideologies
-Stalin did nothing wrong lmao
-LOL STFU cuckmmunist
by G-Chist December 30, 2019
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cockmaster9000

When you and the homies are chilling, and you get to the topic of cocks and you just say cockmaster9000.
Homie #1: "hey what is your opinion on cocks?"

Me: " bro they dont call me the cockmaster9000 for nothing. Cocks 100%"
by THE COCKMASTER900 August 29, 2020
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