Chesticles

Woman's breasts, refered to like the equivalent of testicles, but on a woman.

Man, check out the chesticles and that ho!

by WallyF January 10, 2007

crustacean transportation

1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.

2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.

Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."

"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."

by Danfield January 15, 2007

Chesticles

A word used to describe a womans breasts.
Compared to a mans testicles. Negative adj.
A wrinkled pair of breasts. or a saggy pair of breasts. or a small pair of breasts. see also, like fried eggs on nails

I was at the strip club early in the day. The girls they put on are terrible. This one I saw had small boobs but they still sagged down.... like Chesticles !

by tha original bemo October 16, 2008

Christicle

Christ, in popsicle form, often found at church, and or in super-secret religious compounds. Religion tasty enough for any person to accept as true.

Mr. Adams: "Now Billy, please finish your Christicle quickly and throw the wrapper away and go to class."

by jesus_es_mi_hombre September 17, 2009

chesticle

the pecks of a man

"don't hit me in the chesticles"

by brad November 27, 2003

chesticles

man titties. enough said.

You should have seen that dude's chesticles!

by PamelaD January 9, 2008

Chesticles

Another word for breasticles when referring to a man.

"That CHICK has breasticles!"
"That DUDE has chesticles!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003