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That's the way the cookie crumbles

As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.
1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!

2.

Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!

3.

Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011
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crumpled heap

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.
I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.
by Mala Propism February 7, 2009
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Ass Crumpet

Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse
God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!
(and you are)
by Matty D! April 17, 2004
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T-bag and crumpets

The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).
Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.
by TwistedFaith June 6, 2010
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Crumpety

Recreational sex with no pain or humiliation, just good sex with no next morning analysis
Bluebell needed her crumpety and Bumski was only too happy to oblige her with a good hard joyous fuck.
by Bumski December 20, 2002
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Crumlet

One who is disguistingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Its is of great insult to be called this.
Mark: You got any cigaretts?
Mark: hey give me a cig man!
Mark: can i have a lighter?
Mark: you got any gum?
Ryan: CALM DOWN YOU CRUMLET!
by imprezarpm July 8, 2006
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crumpet chunking

this is where a person will choke on a greedy mouthfull of crumpet and proceed to puke it back up in large pieces
Q. Where is Kev?

A. He is in the kitchen crumpet chunking his greedy face off!!!
by smiler2 July 26, 2009
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