Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

Complete tool for Scientology

Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

by Talek (LP) December 22, 2005

bear cruise

A gathering of middle aged, overweight, hairy, gay men on a large boat for many days and nights of drunken orgies. Parents with children do not like the bears as they traipse around the boat in their skimpy bathing suits scaring the small children.

Reggie--Holy shit! It's a bear cruise!

Hot Karl--You can't win em all bud...

by fredward finkel August 17, 2009

cruise

Hawaiian slang term meaning to just hang out and not do anything of any importance.

Brah this class sucks, im just gonna cruise til the times up.

by Sal Martinez October 26, 2006

cruise the poo

driving up and down a main drag street for entertainment on a weekend night. so named after kickapoo street in shawnee, oklahoma.

"i think we're gonna cruise the poo tonight, want to come?"

by mandygrrl May 10, 2006

Tom Cruise

The most overrated actor ever; a complete moronic ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served to all but ruin his career to the point that only Oprah is tool enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.

Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!

by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007

cruise chicks

(v.) Hit on, flirt with and/or try to pick up girls.

Bill: "Dude, what're we gonna do tonight?"
Ted: "The usual, cruise chicks, what else?"

by finninator September 24, 2011

Dip Cruise

to chew tobacco and drive through the country simultaneously. commonly practiced by rural area teens.

-ay billy, ya wanna dip cruise?
-well hot dog yes!
-we takin ya big ole Truck?!
-well uh course
-ya got skoal?
-duh!
-YEEEEHAWW!!!

by swoo47 October 18, 2008