crocker

To do something that screws up someone else.

I had a job all lined up, but that asshole crockered me!

by freem0nt May 23, 2010

Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

by Paddy V June 14, 2007

moose cricket

A nagger's moose knuckle, or camel toe.

That moose cricket is fuckin huge guy! Thats bigger than your moms!

by Amanda Loven Touch March 19, 2008

The Cricket

The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your knee.

Bernie: Oh shit, you hear about Shomari?
Conor: What about him?
Bernie: He got admitted to the hospital for an ACL tear.
Conor: What the fuck, how?
Bernie: He mastered the crow and attempted the cricket. Poor kids a dumbass.

by Unpalpable March 5, 2009

chris crocker

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.

Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

by Croz March 4, 2005

Cricket Killers

The ultra-pointy boots worn by Mexican's. They are so pointy they can smash a cricket in the corner. Often made of exotic skins from sharks, ostrich, or alligator. Sometimes their made of leather dyed in all the colors of the Mexican flag. Ole!

Check out the cricket killers on that beaner!

by Ms Ann Thrope June 19, 2011