amber crissinger

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.

bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !

by jdeante14 September 2, 2010

crippling depresion

some viral YouTube saying of depresion

I have crippling depresion

by NoPoNoPoTrexGuy2 March 1, 2017

dust cropping

The action of wafting the air behind ones butt after farting.

The term is taken from the movie "I Love You, Man."

"That guy just farted."
"How can you tell?"
"He's totally dust cropping. Look at him!"

by lueby popoff September 26, 2009

Crippling aids

When dos aids get to strong and you fall on the ground screaming.

Oh nooooo here come the crippling aids again..aaaahhhhhhh. These where the last words of ali-a as he died of crippling aids this is sky news reporting from the fortnite lobby

by Pussay slaya 445 October 27, 2018

chipping it

to never have any cash when you are outwith friends,to reach in your pockets and only pull out lint,to spend your paychecks three weeks in advance,just to be a sorry bastard.

after higgens pays all of his DUI fees he will be chipping it.(no wheels,no action bahahahahaha!!!!!!!)

by yetti April 2, 2003

Crisping

When you to embarrassed to eat crisps around people cause of the noise it makes. So you suck them instead of chewing them.

Rachel was to embarrassed to eat her crisps when starting her new job so she quietly sat there crisping.

by Bwooly1001 June 29, 2016

Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 28, 2005