Simp the chimp

An enormous white tub of lard gay headass nigga. He steals food from anyone around.

Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof

by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018

Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)

I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Pimp Chimp

A Beginner Pimp; One who has just started pimpin'.

Pimp One: What the hell is that man doing. He can't get a single girl.
Pimp Two: Aww man he's just a Pimp Chimp, leave him alone.

by Air Jesse April 28, 2008

chimp-in-chief

George W. Bush,President; appointed/annointed by the Supremes.aka Thief-in-chief,Chimpy,Choda Chompimg Chimpy,Smirking chimp,Chimp-chimp cherie,etc.

The beetle-browed chimp-in-chief hunkered down and shat upon the Bill Of Rights.

by melwoods July 11, 2004

Chicken Crimpy

A flavour of shapes simular to the in a biscuit range. They are primarily sold in Australia and a company called arnotts which is owned by Campbell's. In a orange packet and thankfully has not changed over the years

John; Hey did you see they haven't changed the chicken crimpy flavour

Jack; that's great the other reforms later ones taste like dogshit

by daniel needs saving May 23, 2016

Chimp Wank

It is the act of taping ones penis to ones leg with either tape or cling film and wanking with his leg like a chimp.

The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.

Sir 1 "Dude we used so much tape and cling film"
Sir 2 "What having a chimp wank?"

by Bashtoe August 23, 2012

Patio Chimp

A derogatory term for a higher class white family who spends a lot of time on their patio, drinking expensive bottles of wine.

Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.

by Corey, Trevor, smokes lets go January 29, 2015