oreo crumbler

an oreo crumbler is when you shit in a girls mouth and then jizz in her mouth

dude i gave your mom a huge oreo crumbler last night

by franco69 December 27, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.

Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles

by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004

crumble

When having sex for the first time in a while (usually because you are a loser) and the debris in your pubes "crumble" and fall off/out of your pubes. Debris such as dandruff, dust, mold, dirst, and in some cases dried cum from uncontrolled masturbation events.

Girl 1: So i heard you had sex last night
Girl 2: Yeah but it was obviously the guys first time in a while
Girl1: Why, did he crumble?
Girl 2: He crumbled the whole time!

by Nick_the_Cow July 13, 2009

crumbles

(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune June 15, 2006

crumble fuck fest

A word describing a huge worthless event with a lot of people and a small meaning.

If there's a lot of people at a bookfair for example, you say " damn, what a crumble fuck fest"

by Kyle Roberts April 30, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century

well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles

by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004

crombler

An old man, usually white, that does strange, yet exerting exercises.

I just went through some old man crombler shit at the gym.

by negrofockus January 1, 2010