crape

A rape with shit flying everywhere and grapes coming out your ass.

She screamed as she got craped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.

by pspmiles November 4, 2013

crames

Someone who has a face which resembles pizza, in that it is triangular with beedy olive eyes, a mushroom nose, and a sausage mouth.

Look at John's crames face. If I punched that it would ooze grease for a month.

by Lolbert January 1, 2008

crapslock

The capslock key, the most useless key on the key board.

Shit I hit the crapslock key and have to start over again.

by yorkiestomper June 23, 2008

Crapslut

A name for a person or persons working for a Company or large Corporation that gets paid well for doing little work. They hate their Job but have the so called 'Golden handcuffs' on and cannot bring themselves to resign.

Steve wants to leave his current job but its easy work and he gets paid well for it, hes a real Crapslut.

by pikeygnort June 25, 2008

Crapeist

A home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a Crape Myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs knobby and arthritic in appearance. A common practice in the South to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.

"Look at that brutalized Crape Myrtle bush...it's been mutilated it by a crapeist!"

by peebes March 4, 2009

Crapist

One who initiates the act of crape.

"Dude i woke up and that guy was totally cuddling my foot! What a crapist!"

by Angel Amore February 1, 2009

bohemian crapsody

When shitting, no fewer than 3 musical pitches are achieved, preferably at harmonic intervals. The flatulent chord then resonates against the porcelain walls of the toilet.

"Mom, i made a bohemian crapsody can you help me wipe??"

by slugj3lag June 26, 2012