I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

Couldn't lead a dog on a leash

Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance

Jacques Chirac a good leader? He couldn't lead a dog on a leash.

by Eugene Pleymaker September 29, 2003

couldn't be rocket science

Anything Dubya can do.

Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?

LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.

Condi: I could kiss you right now.

LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.

by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010

I could see what she had for breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)

A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".

by ITSCOTTER October 1, 2010

couldn't've

compound contraction of "could not have"

She couldn't've done it, she's way too stupid for a plan that complex! Also see wouldn't've and shouldn't've.

by Sunob September 6, 2007

coultas

A bald middle aged white man, see racist in dictionary. Usually found on a farm screwing chickens or in a high school engineering teacher.

He such a Coultas.

by 122345556 November 17, 2017