Cottage cheese blanket 

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

Cottage cheese blanket by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

Cottage soap and titties 

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

Cottage soap and titties by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

cottage cheese 

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.

Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!

cottage cheese by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

Cottage Cheese 

A bunch of white people that are practice their own satanic cult,are usually very ugly in appearance both physically and mentally and nobody likes them. They usually come off as normal to anybody,just the basic white person. But have really bad intentions for other people.

We found some cottage cheese up in this North Carolina city,they prank call often and its not even that generation anymore.

If you ever hear the term,"bless you" and you haven't done anything wrong or sneezed,that's a red flag for some cottage cheese.

No one likes those bitches,in fact...they're like musty cottage cheese...tasteless and boring.

Cottage Cheese by Mandy Whittaker March 21, 2021

cottage cheese 

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.

Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!

cottage cheese by urmeanium August 23, 2021

Cottage Cheese 

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.

Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them.

Cottage Cheese by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021

Cottage Cheese 

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.

Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them. His mentality is a remnant of the Cottage Cheese colonialist mindset.

Cottage Cheese by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021