roach coach

Roach Coaches are food service trucks, usually found making stops in industrial areas and county fairs. Some of the food can be quite good, but whatever you do, don't eat the sushi!

I had some roach coach sushi, and I havent gotten off the toilet since.

by gooberliberation February 7, 2006

Coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Phrase/ code word use to tell someone you need to take a shit.

Hey, Be right back i gotta coach the Browns to the Superbowl

by zDavidz May 12, 2008

Coach Rogers

A failed abortion that looks like Patrice Wilson.

Hey coach

Wrt do yeo wont son

I’m not your son

Coach Rogers dies

by (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一- April 30, 2019

slow coach

Person who works, acts or moves slowly.

He is a slow coach, I can't stand working with him. I have to do all the job myself!!!

by Raul_Chaynoo October 3, 2013

Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples

Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"

by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

roach coach

the newer, industrial strength roach coach is a mini-restaurant on wheels that is mounted on a truck chassis and is about the size of a UPS truck. Typical coaches have sides that open up to reveal varions snack and beverage items, in addition to an order window where the smiling Hispanic gentleman and his wife/sister or other female cook take and fill orders. Previously confined to construction sites and garages, now the roach coach prowls office parks offering secretaries a fried breakfast and lunch. The call of the wild roach coach is an obnoxious semi-musical horn that calls the willing sheep to be sheared and then fattened up on grease-laden fare.

I 'ate' at the roach coach yesterday and had the trots all night.
When people bring in roach coach food, you can smell the grease all over the building.
Roach coach cooking is the opposite of good food.

by adam_before_eve December 28, 2005

Costco whore

Becoming addicted to going to Costco in order to "get a deal" on bulk items. You find yourself saying "I'll just go to Costco" more than you ever thought possible.

She got a membership to Costco a month ago and has already become a Costco whore. And she'll take anybody in there who asks.

by Mar21 January 19, 2007