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coons

a sexually transmitted disease in which during intercourse the raccoon emerges from the vaginal canal and bites 2-3 inches off the tip of the penis.
keith has coons D:
by unfaithful acception July 25, 2011
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coonstank

A black or negro womans stank ass pussy
Man, I was with this chick from the club last night and did she ever have coonstank!!
by cassiusclay1978 August 30, 2013
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Coonskie

A nickname that derives from the Male name "Conor" and is used in a fun joking manner. It is commonly referred to as it's own species, involving things such as; having special abilities (such as flying for short distances), being scared of the opposite gender, may have three heads, and most other things you want the Coonskie to be. It is commonly referred to in pictures and the commments tend to be in a "National Geographic" tone. The Coonskie is an amazing source of amusement.
"Coonskie! Glad to see you budd!"

"The coonskie has many special abilities such as flying for short distances!"

"Let us watch as this wild Coonskie is trying to flee from its natural predator..."

"The Coonskie prefers to mate with its own kind, and finds the opposite gender 'Icky'."
by John... 3:16 December 16, 2008
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Coonsack

1. A term used from the 'olden days' when a black person was drowned in a river for being a witch/wizard/jizzard. The method in which this would take place would be... The 'coon' is tied up in a sack along with seven bricks, not eight bricks, it must be seven. They are thrown into a deep lake/river/pond/stream and drown.

Also see Crackersack
Tim: Dayym this party is so radical
Oli: Hmmmm the vibe is all wrong
Tim: yea it's a bit of a Coonsack vibe
Oli: Yea lets get the fuckouttahere
by JenkyPooPoo May 17, 2016
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coonshin

Bella Ramsey's new saying instead of cool, calm, collected.
"cool, calm, coonshin"
by pooper dupper July 7, 2023
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alessandra coons

The sexiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! All boys fall in love with her . She is the coolest friend you could ask for!
by Isabella vestbie February 23, 2017
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Coonstro

A Canadian Salvadorean woman whom works at big lots, dates a mexicoon, and owns a happy ass puppy. :D
We all know Jorgy has a sister named coonstro.

Also see facebook dot com/home.php#!/AnnannA4
by Crimmy! aka Coonchez. May 26, 2011
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