Glossy Conker

A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)

I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!

by EuroOD October 17, 2015

Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!

James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009

Leicester’s conker shortage

January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.

Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers

by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019

Conklined

being so drunk you piss your pants and try to take a shit on a strangers couch

Dude you totally conklined last night!

by drunk247 April 6, 2011

Canklebot

Word describing the persona of Hillary Rodham Clinton. A word to describe the embodiment of all evil.

Hillary , that Canklebot bitch is stealing the election.

by NickHowdy July 7, 2016

ankle cankler

one whos obsessed sexualy with cankles

man1: "mmm look at those cankles"

man2: "man quit being such an ankle cankler"

by sl33pyRoB January 13, 2009

Cocklessberger

a pathetic excuse for a man that forces young women to have sex with him.

"Don't rape that bitch Larry, everyone will call you Cocklessberger

by smendez April 22, 2010