short for condensationesque ass; when ur ass is sweaty from sitting in a leather chair/couch/stool for too damn long
kratos: "my ass is so sweaty from sitting in this hot ass bar and this leather barstool isnt helping. now i have condo-ass"
xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"
xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"
by kratos2010 June 22, 2009
Get the condo-ass mug.A complex of identical condominiums built on land once occupied by either a farm or woodlands. The result is a very unsightly, communist-looking complex of residences. The atmosphere while driving through a Condograd is very boring, bland, and consistent. The lawns (if there are any) are all identical and maintained by the central office. All buildings are very unsightly, especially for their settings, and are built with only potential profit in mind. The driveways/parking lots are full of middle class automobiles, increasing that communist feel. The condos themselves are all identical and available in 1, 2, 3 and sometimes 4 bedroom models. The interior walls are all white with white carpet. Condograds are very easy to get lost in because of their size, their complex and confusing road systems, and the fact that all the buildings look identical.
The name Condograd is derived from the fact they are condominium complexes, and the suffix -grad, which was present in the names of many cities in the Soviet Union. A Condograd's atmosphere is similar to that of a communist town or city.
The name Condograd is derived from the fact they are condominium complexes, and the suffix -grad, which was present in the names of many cities in the Soviet Union. A Condograd's atmosphere is similar to that of a communist town or city.
You know you're in a Condograd when you've seen the same thing for 5 miles and can't figure out where you are.
by aircooled73 May 26, 2010
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a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.
girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!
by Simba NCL January 25, 2013
Get the Condom Fairy mug.A theory where a girl uses a used condom, and places it on an item of choice. Then proceeded to insert up the vagina ending up possibly pregnant as the cum is on the outside of the used condom.
Jessie: I want to get pregnant by John we will make cute babies,
Mandy: I know what you should do, you should do the Condom flip Stick method.
Jessie: wow Mandy that’s amazing, Yippee problem solved.
Mandy: I know what you should do, you should do the Condom flip Stick method.
Jessie: wow Mandy that’s amazing, Yippee problem solved.
by Hush child December 15, 2018
Get the Condom flip stick mug.She fine she definitely condoable
by CoochKillla May 21, 2023
Get the Condoable mug.To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.
by Lou_Brickent IV of the Shire June 7, 2011
Get the Dahmer Condom mug.Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!
by ImmortalMemeLord June 3, 2018
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