Conjurgled

The word one uses when they are either too drunk or stupid to say contorted.

Your head was all conjurgled in that picture!

by Alicia156 December 27, 2010

conjuregating

The gathering (congregating) of a large group in a small area who will then conjure up stories or even air hustle other individuals stories about their "bros."

The entire group was conjuregating in my work space, air hustling all of my conversations.

by Nuked September 26, 2012

conjizzled

When you are so confused and jizz in your pants.

Did you know that dinosaurs use to roam the earth and ate TJ's?

"What? What are you talking about? I'm conjizzled!

by Sweetweet May 11, 2014

conjestipated

Constipated and surrounded by a crowd of idiots!

I'm so conjestipated after eating a bowl of beans in a sold out movie.

by LAD1079 April 9, 2015

conjibulate

The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.

To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.

I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating

by Lucid Space Dog May 24, 2016

Conjavious

1. Well dressed gentleman.

2. Great friend who'd be perfectly honest.

3. Hard-working.

Get a conjavious in your life.

by Kingp2011 December 20, 2016

Conjibble

To thrust ferociously horizontally, or could mean homie.

Conjibble me sideways sensei.

I'm ultra conjibbled right now.

I conjibbled the #### out of a broad.
I go hiking with my conjibblings, sup.

by Gobsmacked British October 15, 2017