Congestant

The act of cumming up your partners nose. Compliments the "Anti-Murine."

Al pulled out and, at his wife Lola's request, busted a large nut up her nose; the congestant took enhanced her cold stuffiness symptoms pronto.

by Luigi Vacoti December 9, 2007

Congrets

Congratulatory regrets

My friend John who is married and parties like he's single just told me the wife is pregnant in which I replied "Congrets".

by Vegas Roxx February 25, 2009

Conlee

Pure awesomeness

Sexy

ninja in disguise

my friends said i was being totally conlee today

by heartbrokensoul September 19, 2012

Congleton

Congleton (also known as Mongleton) is a small town with absolutely no signs of human intelligence.

Mostly used by the dead, visiting charity shops and coffee shops, this town offers absolutely nothing of interest. They do however, happen to be the only town in Cheshire to still have a "peacocks" which is why everyone in Congleton looks the same, due to insest and there only being one clothes shop for the small population of brainless dead people.

Congleton Mongleton

by Lilmiss_gobby August 21, 2016

congressional

to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences

"My, you are sure acting congressional today. Shame on you."

by Owens808 December 31, 2012

wherever particular people congregate

Written on each and every pack of Pall Mall ciggarettes

wherever particular people congregate

by Royal Pineapple June 14, 2004

Conceed

A common misspelling of the word concede.

I would like to conceed defeat.

by Btard August 5, 2008