Racially Confused

One who is confused or unaware of their own race.

That white guy must be racially confused otherwise he wouldn't be rapping.

by Maddy K 99 April 19, 2010

Confused

A term often associated to someone whom doesn't know their front from their rear.

When someone thinks they are in love but are really just looking for a filler of space.

When someone thinks they love their job, but are just in it for the status.

Adam Stauffer was confused about his sexuality, so he went with the first thing that knocked on the door.

by Professor Billy March 20, 2009

Confussed

Being confused to the point of being fussy about the issue.

"But I don't know, ummphff, why cant I get this? Waaaaa!"

"Don't get all confussed about it!"

by Word Burglar April 29, 2009

pigmentally confused

A white girl or guy that acts as if they are black. Another way of calling someone a Wigger.

That white girl is trying so hard to be black. Yeah she's pigmentally confused.

by Honky Hater January 13, 2008

im so confused

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.

"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"

by dahrk May 21, 2008

Confirmed Bachelor

Something only the most Intelligent Men will decide to be. Does not mean that you are Gay, only means that you have decided that YOU will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some "Woman".

*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*

Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?

Greg: *Chuckles* Never.

Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?

Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?

Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...

Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.

Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?

Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...

Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...

Greg: I'll see what I can do...

*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.

by StanTehMan January 19, 2010

confirmed bachelor

A homosexual man

Hehe, I just found out Billy is a confirmed bachelor.

by Aerolite March 11, 2004